FUNNY TO READ BUT GOOD IDEA:
When you get those pre-approved letters in the
mail, for everything from credit cards to 2nd
mortgages and junk like that, most of them come
with postage paid return envelopes, right?
Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk
mail and put it in these cool little envelopes!
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to
American Express. Or a pizza coupon to Citibank.
If you didn't get anything else that day, then
just send them their application back! Just make
sure your name isn't on anything you send them.
You can send it back empty if you want to just
keep 'em guessing!
Eventually, the banks and credit card companies
will begin getting all their junk back in the
Let them know what it's like to get junk mail.
Let's help keep our postal service busy since
they say e-mail is cutting into their business,
and that's why they need to increase postage
(BUT DONT BE SURPRISED WHEN THEY RAISE IT AGAIN)