The Teacher

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was
going to explain evolution to the children.

The teacher asked a little boy:
Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the
sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw
the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't
there.
He doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some
questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:

Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions this time).

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yessssss

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in
school,
she must not have one!

"FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT"

II CORINTHIANS 4:7


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A teacher asked her students to draw a picture of their
favorite Old Testament story, and as she moved around the
class, she saw there were many wonderful drawings being
done. Then she came across Johnny who had drawn an old man
driving what looked like a station wagon. In the back seat
were two passengers, both apparently naked.

"It's a lovely picture," said the teacher, "but which story
does it tell?"

Johnny seemed surprised at the question. "Doesn't it say in
the Bible that God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of
Eden?"

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